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A daily podcast delving into the dumbest thing on every goddamn page of the 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook. Email: megadumbcast@gmail.com
A daily podcast delving into the dumbest thing on every goddamn page of the 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook. Email: megadumbcast@gmail.com
Episodes
![[DND3 Pg 177] Plum Tree Has Joined The Party [Week 30]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 11, 2026
Mar 11, 2026
6 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell awaken from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: bestow curse becomes the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 176] The Arcane Mark Of Arcane Mark [Week 30]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 10, 2026
Mar 10, 2026
9 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell arcane mark from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: astral projection becomes the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 175] How To Die Ironically -- Druid Edition [Week 30]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 9, 2026
Mar 9, 2026
6 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell antiplant shell from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 174] Bone Facts They Don't Teach You In Horse School [Week 29]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 7, 2026
Mar 7, 2026
10 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animate dead from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 173] The Lace Panties Of The True Wolf-Lover [Week 29]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 6, 2026
Mar 6, 2026
6 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animal friendship from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 172] Analyze 'Dweomer' [Week 29]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 5, 2026
[DND3 Pg 172] Analyze 'Dweomer' [Week 29]
Mar 5, 2026
Mar 5, 2026
8 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell analyze dweomer from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
For my source on Gygax's novel use of "dweomer," check out the article "From the Dungeon to the Dictionary" at The Phrontistery: https://phrontistery.info/disq6.html
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 171] The Horror Of Discovery [Week 29]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 4, 2026
Mar 4, 2026
11 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the many trap-you-forever spells on the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 170] Mordenkainen. Bigby. Calhoun. [Week 29]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 3, 2026
Mar 3, 2026
27 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the legacies of the many named spellcasters who contributed to the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 169] Bones, And Lots Of 'Em [Week 29]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
15 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the portion of the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list on page 169 in Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
This episode includes "teleportation door sound effect" by freesoundeffect.net (this is the attribution that I have on record, but the site seems to be defunct)
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 168] Copious Shade [Week 28]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Feb 28, 2026
[DND3 Pg 168] Copious Shade [Week 28]
Feb 28, 2026
Feb 28, 2026
12 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the Ranger spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
To submit your beholder noise for a future MDC episode, check out the free Patreon post at https://www.patreon.com/posts/call-for-151809523
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
