MegaDumbCast

[Number 3] Criss Angel's Pretty Hot, But I Wish He Were Dying [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 3 as we discuss the dumbest thing about "Charm and Impress: The Key To Success", a Ninjas & Superspies-relevant article from The Rifter #61.

[Number 4] Nasty Little Baby Kicks [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 4 as we discuss the dumbest thing about "A Challenger Appears!", a Ninjas & Superspies-related article from The Rifter #50.

[Number 5] The Magic Fingers Of Orange Julius [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 5 as we discuss the dumbest thing about "Vampires Revisited", a Ninjas & Superspies-related article from The Rifter #49.

[Number 6] WAIFISH NINJA III -- WAIF HARD WITH A VENGEANCE [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 6 as we discuss the dumbest thing about Hayanome Ichibetsu, a Ninjas & Superspies character from The Rifter #43.

[Number 7] Homer Aristootle And The Case Of The Missing Bikinis [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 7 as we discuss the dumbest thing about Shujumi and Hezikiah (sic), a pair of Ninjas & Superspies characters from The Rifter #43.

[Number 8] Not He-Mans, But Lady Butts [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 8 as we discuss the dumbest thing about Crimson Waters, a Ninjas & Superspies character from The Rifter #43.

[Number 9] To God, There Is No Size 0 -- My Bikini Body Still Exists! [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 9 as we discuss the dumb Ninjas & Superspies illustration on page 42 of The Rifter #35.

[Number 10] The Belt And Panties Look [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 10 as we discuss the dumb Ninjas & Superspies illustration on page 25 of The Rifter #35.

[Number 11] Yo Momma's So Active In Field Research, When She Grapples With Her Data, She GRAPPLES With Her Data [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 11 as we discuss the dumbest thing in "Guns For Hire," a Ninjas & Superspies-related article from The Rifter #25.

[Number 12] Protect Your Poops And Never Chillax [2017 New Year Countdown]

The New Year Countdown continues to number 11 as we discuss the dumbest thing in "Mysteries of Southeast Asia," a Ninjas & Superspies-related article from The Rifter #18.