MegaDumbCast

[DND3 Pg 178] I'm Being Crushed By A Magic Hand [Week 30]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell Bigby's interposing hand from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Special thanks to the following beholder impressionists: Benj, Bryan Beyer, Bryce, Everynight Cainite, Katrina Ehrnman-Newton, The Off-Kilter DM, Violetta Ehrnman-Newton, and Yoddel.

Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
https://uppbeat.io/t/danijel-zambo/sicily
License code: 3H5QGX5HA2OHHJ7D

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 177] Plum Tree Has Joined The Party [Week 30]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell awaken from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: bestow curse becomes the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 176] The Arcane Mark Of Arcane Mark [Week 30]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell arcane mark from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: astral projection becomes the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 175] How To Die Ironically -- Druid Edition [Week 30]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell antiplant shell from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 174] Bone Facts They Don't Teach You In Horse School [Week 29]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animate dead from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 173] The Lace Panties Of The True Wolf-Lover [Week 29]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell animal friendship from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 172] Analyze 'Dweomer' [Week 29]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell analyze dweomer from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

For my source on Gygax's novel use of "dweomer," check out the article "From the Dungeon to the Dictionary" at The Phrontistery: https://phrontistery.info/disq6.html

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 171] The Horror Of Discovery [Week 29]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the many trap-you-forever spells on the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 170] Mordenkainen. Bigby. Calhoun. [Week 29]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the legacies of the many named spellcasters who contributed to the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729

[DND3 Pg 169] Bones, And Lots Of 'Em [Week 29]

In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the portion of the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list on page 169 in Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

This episode includes "teleportation door sound effect" by freesoundeffect.net (this is the attribution that I have on record, but the site seems to be defunct)

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729