MegaDumbCast

[Back Cover] That Sheep's Not So Black [Week 14]

Wherein we examine the back cover of Secrets of Shadoloo and plumb one of Shadoloo's deepest secrets: how out of place is it in White Wolf's catalog?

[Pg 82] Here Be Frogmen [Week 14]

Wherein we discuss the second page of cut-out, paper-fold miniatures in Secrets of Shadoloo, some of which remains a secret to Kris despite his best efforts.

[Pg 81] I Demand Sexy Tormentors! [Week 14]

Wherein we glean important tactical secrets for fighting Shadoloo by observing who has a mini and who doesn't in the pages of cut-out, paper-fold figures at the back of Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 80] Some Old Bull Shit [Week 14]

Wherein we acknowledge the shocking secret stealth prowess of Vega's Spanish ninjas, as displayed in their ambush on the "Bull's Chapel" hexmap at the end of Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 79] The Bull That Wouldn't Launch [Week 14]

Wherein, using the evidence of the hexmap for Diablo's pasture, we deduce not only Vega's secret motive for leaving the pasture fence unfinished, but also the secret reason why his schemes have failed.

[Pg 78] Basically Just Grass [Week 13]

Wherein we lament the secrets that will forever go unsolved because Secrets of Shadoloo spent it's precious page count on today's page, a full-page hexmap of grass and a fence.

[Pg 77] The Rashomon Of Chain-Link Fences [Week 13]

Wherein we fruitlessly plumb the secret layout of Vega's Arena, as depicted in the hexmap on page 77 (?) of Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 76] BTW Mriganka [Week 13]

Wherein we very briefly discuss the secret consequences of failure in "Tourist Trap," the scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 75] Hayley Mills Kata [Week 13]

Wherein we deduce the secret purpose of putting the otherwise-pointless Filipe D'Aragon into the "Tourist Trap" scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 74] ...And I'm All Out Of Cows [Week 13]

Wherein we consider the secret horror of the (very funny) prank that M. Bison pulled on Vega by gifting him Diablo the Mutant Bull of Mriganka, the monstrosity who appears near the end of the "Tourist Trap" scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.