MegaDumbCast

[Pg 73] Diablo The White Elephant [Week 13]

Wherein we crack the secret plot behind Vega's actions in a seemingly nonsensical scene in "Tourist Trap," the scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 72] Night Of A Million Zillion Spanish Ninjas [Week 12]

Wherein we learn about Shadoloo's secret weapon for making a plot-relevant fight at the Bull's Chapel unwinnable in the "Tourist Trap" scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 71] Beware The Spanish Danish Ninja [Week 12]

Wherein we travel to the sleepy village of Santa Toro to uncover one of the biggest and goofiest of Shadoloo's secrets in "Tourist Trap," the scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 70] NO BULL — MURDER IN SANTA TORO [Week 12]

The secluded Spanish village of Santa Toro suffered a tragic loss years ago when its mascot and patron saint (?), the eponymous Santa Toro, passed away. Now, a spoiled ninja millionaire owns the once-sacred village. Could he have something to do with the demise of the bull he replaced as town figurehead?

DOCUMENTS CITED: Secrets of Shadoloo, "Tourist Trap" chapter, pg 70.

[Pg 69] Stay Away From Barrachi! [Week 12]

Wherein we reconstruct the secret, very tight timeline for the events of "Tourist Trap," the scenario that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 68] Dinner Theater, To The Death [Week 12]

Wherein we shake our heads in disapproval at the secret depravity of El Toreador Restaurante's clientele, as evidenced by their reaction to the ninja attack on page 68 in "Tourist Trap," the scenario that closes out Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 67] Rubes In Las Ramblas [Week 12]

Wherein we reveal Shadoloo's secret weapon in ushering PCs to El Toreador Restaurante in the second scene of "Tourist Trap," the adventure that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 66] Placa De Blancos Fáciles [Week 11]

Wherein we reveal the secret of Shadoloo's criminal success in the street fighting world by way of the kidnapping they pull off in the first scene of "Tourist Trap," the adventure that closes Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 65] The Curse Of Wizardo [Week 11]

Wherein, rather than giving away the whole "Tourist Trap" chapter of Secrets of Shadoloo by talking about its outline on page 65, we identify the secret reason for Shadoloo's never-ending street fighter problems.

[Pg 64] Vega, The Buttercup Of España! [Week 11]

Wherein we speculate on the secret of Vega's superhuman beauty, as depicted on page 64 of Secrets of Shadoloo.