MegaDumbCast

[Pg 5] A Crotch Trained For War [Week 1]

Wherein we discuss Pantara's highly-specialized crotch conditioning, as depicted on page 5 of Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 4] As Subtle As A Ten-Pound Bracelet [Week 1]

Wherein we discuss the undercover garb of Chun-Li and Dhalsim depicted on page 4 of Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 3] Two Colons, A Paradox, And A Metaphor [Week 1]

Wherein we discuss the color-coded contents page of Secrets of Shadoloo.

[Pg 2] Mindquake Vs P.R. Nightmare [Week 1]

Wherein we learn about the White Wolf employees who brought us Secrets of Shadoloo, then speculate on the enigmatic street fighters who battled Shadoloo before us.

[Cover] Red Bike Shorts With ROSEBUD On The Butt [Week 1]

Wherein we kick off Season 4 of MDC, touch on some changes to the format for this season, and discuss the candid portrait of a sober M. Bison on the cover of Secrets of Shadoloo.

MDC Presents World of Dumbness —Clanbook Gangrel

(As a Halloween treat, here's a freebie episode of my Patreon-only series, Fuck, Marry, Slay. If you like what you hear, chip in at little as $1/month at patreon.com/megadumbcast to get access to the whole series.)

Put on your cat-ear headphones and listen to this very furry second episode of World of Dumbness: Fuck, Marry, Slay, in which Kris and his co-host Claire Mulkerin read Clanbook: Gangrel (1993) to decide whether they would fuck, marry, and/or slay a Gangrel vampire from Vampire: the Masquerade.  Plus, WE'RE NOT FURRIES, BUT this episode also includes a bit of werewolf horniness in Claire's Goth Poetry Corner and a Vampire Dream Date with something wolfish in his eyes.

Music from this episode, used under CC license:

"Top Me" and "Happy Together Ending" from the album "Sex" by Soft and Furious (loyaltyfreakmusic.com)

"Asking Questions" by Rafael Krux

"Lost Souls" by Portrayal (portrayal.bandcamp.com)

"Just Need a Walk Under the Lights of the Boulevard" by Bisou de L'enfant Sauvage (bisoudelenfantsauvage.bandcamp.com)

CIFAL [MegaMonsterDumbMan Episode 6]

An acronym is a pronounceable word formed from the initial letters of multiple other words. A CIFAL is a humanoid formed from lots of bugs acting in an inexplicable fashion. This episode is composed of two podcasters from different podcasts joining forces to figure out what a CIFAL looks like when you put a trenchcoat on it. Enjoy!

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Theme song: Unto Death by Prescription Pills

Skeleton Warrior [MegaMonsterDumbMan Episode 5]

What would you give up to be an immortal combat bad-ass? How about all of your flesh? No? Well, that's the deal that Skeleton Warriors got, and they're not thrilled about it either. Today, James and Kris find out what an immortal fantasy swordsman looks like in a trenchcoat. (Spoiler: It looks like Connor MacLeod.)

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Theme song: Unto Death by Prescription Pills

Myconid [MegaMonsterDumbMan Episode 4]

Fungus: It thrives in the dark, it's a mysterious and ancient form of life, and it's often as cool as it is gross. It's basically a horror monster already. Naturally, then, this episode is about translating Myconids -- classic D&D fungus monsters -- into angsty creatures suitable for trenchcoat horror.

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Theme song: Unto Death by Prescription Pills

Screaming Devilkin [MegaMonsterDumbMan Episode 3]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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