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A daily podcast delving into the dumbest thing on every goddamn page of the 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook. Email: megadumbcast@gmail.com
A daily podcast delving into the dumbest thing on every goddamn page of the 3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook. Email: megadumbcast@gmail.com
Episodes
![[DND3 Pg 187] Ask [Week 32]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 23, 2026
[DND3 Pg 187] Ask [Week 32]
Mar 23, 2026
Mar 23, 2026
11 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell contact other plane from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 186] Because Of Because [Week 31]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 21, 2026
[DND3 Pg 186] Because Of Because [Week 31]
Mar 21, 2026
Mar 21, 2026
11 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell command from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 185] Too Frail To Clone [Week 31]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 20, 2026
[DND3 Pg 185] Too Frail To Clone [Week 31]
Mar 20, 2026
Mar 20, 2026
13 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell clone from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Also: clone, cloudkill, and color spray become the latest inductee into Rajko's All-Time Magic Hall Of Fame.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 184] The Little Sampler Plate That Could [Week 31]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 19, 2026
Mar 19, 2026
13 min
In which I discuss the dumbest things about the spells chill metal, chill touch, circle of death, circle of doom, clairaudience/clairvoyance, and cloak of chaos from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 183] Deadly Tree Friends [Week 31]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 18, 2026
[DND3 Pg 183] Deadly Tree Friends [Week 31]
Mar 18, 2026
Mar 18, 2026
10 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell changestaff from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
One of the many forum threads I consulted in a futile attempt to understand wood: https://forums.geocaching.com/GC/index.php?/topic/89015-how-to-cure-wood-for-sturdy-hiking-staff/
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 182] Fun With Fear And Death [Week 31]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 17, 2026
[DND3 Pg 182] Fun With Fear And Death [Week 31]
Mar 17, 2026
Mar 17, 2026
16 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell cause fear from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 181] Put Your Thumbs Together For Burning Hands [Week 31]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 16, 2026
Mar 16, 2026
11 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell burning hands from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 180] Beyond Obvious [Week 30]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 14, 2026
[DND3 Pg 180] Beyond Obvious [Week 30]
Mar 14, 2026
Mar 14, 2026
5 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell blindness/deafness from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 179] The Divisive Platypus [Week 30]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 13, 2026
[DND3 Pg 179] The Divisive Platypus [Week 30]
Mar 13, 2026
Mar 13, 2026
10 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell binding from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
![[DND3 Pg 178] I'm Being Crushed By A Magic Hand [Week 30]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1729721/mdclogosmaller_300x300.jpg)
Mar 12, 2026
Mar 12, 2026
7 min
In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the spell Bigby's interposing hand from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.
Special thanks to the following beholder impressionists: Benj, Bryan Beyer, Bryce, Everynight Cainite, Katrina Ehrnman-Newton, The Off-Kilter DM, Violetta Ehrnman-Newton, and Yoddel.
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
https://uppbeat.io/t/danijel-zambo/sicily
License code: 3H5QGX5HA2OHHJ7D
Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729
